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Once upon a time, in a deep dark forest, there lived
fetuccini alfredo...
Or possibly intestinal worms... And it was at that moment I realised that taking my prospective girlfriend to Salmonella Sam's Cafe probably wasn't a good move. I would however finish off the date with a smooth
shaven jock. Imagine, he had no hair under his
feet. That was weird to Bigfoot because he got used to hairy
kiwi fruits. In fact, he was so successful at convincing himself that he ended up becoming pro-kiwi, mostly for its Vitamin C.
