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Last night, I was attacked by someone.
This big breasted bitch beheaded Brian Bettersworth when he tried to save me. But
he was too weak. And so, I died. In Hell, it wasn't very nice. Finally, Satan arrived and Saddam and Princess Diana stopped doing the YMCA to pay attention to what he had to say. "Friends", he began, "I have come to tell you that
your water bill is overdue, and if you dont soon pay it, we are going to disconnect! I ran to get my purse, so I could give the man some money, but
the man already has all the money! We need to keep the Man out of our lives! Revolution! Oh, crap! Here comes the
guy i mentioned earlier, man, he never gives up.
