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I never liked old Mrs. Mufflebanger. I always thought she looked like a
wicked step-sister from the Cinderella story. I thought she looked like Phyllis Diller, before she had the cosmetic surgery.
Unfortunately, though it fixed her crooked nose, it surely did nothing for the rest of her homely face. Now she had a beautiful nose but the rest of her was
incredibly fat. As fat as
Oprah before she went on one of her Super Slimming diets. Her round little face glistened as she grinned, showing
the massive diamond on her ring finger. "We're engaged" she screamed, and the whole family went nuts.
