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On the day my son was born, I was not the father, so I went to find out who did it to her. It was the last time that i saw her. She suddenly disappeared in a sand storm leaving back just me and my... now dead goldfish had a blast at this party with Bea Smith and Estelle Getty, who had popped in from next door where they had just moved in as lesbian lovers. 'Who's the man then?', I asked naively. Bea looked pissed off before saying 'Neither of us is, honey, but I'm the most hung!". This caused us to break out in a loud round of back slapping laughter. It took me 10 minutes to catch my breath! After wiping up a few tears, we drank up and headed home.
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823305044 837760547 I meant, of course, Bea Arthur, not Bea Smith the fictional 'top dog' from Australian TV Series "Prisoner: Cell Block H" *sigh* lol Mon, 01 Oct 07 11:44:52 AM
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