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This is how to cook
without Jamie Oliver's cook book. Pour two
pounds of Sainsbury's™ jersey potatoes into a mixer and wait 20 minutes. Then add 8 ounces of Sainsbury's™ As Good As It Looks™ Syntha-Butter and mix for 50 minutes, before adding a generous helping of Sainbury's™ marjoram, and voila you have a
birthday cake, complete with candles, icing and a singing girl to pop out of it. So, go ahead and blow your
head off, see if I bloody care!
I mean, really! Do I look like the sort of person that gets worked up over nothing?
