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The best cure for snoring is to open the mouth and insert
a particularly large piece of chocolate cake. Though watch out for
the toenail that I lost in the batter
which really pissed off the people in the fish and chip shop when I vaulted the counter in order to thrust my hand in the the vast vat of batter to attempt to retrieve my beloved
pet Fluffy from the u-bend of my best friend's toilet
which I decided to clean as it looked like a scene from Trainspotting. I donned my protective clothing and reached for the toilet duck. Much to my surprise this was a real duck. so I screamed.
