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When I was a little cub scout, I used to go down to the lake and
jumped in fully clothed
because everyone knows that clothing protects you from lava. I once jumped into a
dam filled with vodka, when I got out I was so drunk. I Couldn't even remember
my own name, it was something like Jehosephat I thought but I wasn't sure. I became so confused that I
exploded, splattering my guts all over the wall.
