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Dearest Charlotte,
Will you marry me? I can't get enough of your
cheese & onion breath
brought tears to my eyes and killed my dog! To seek reveng, I
invited him to a tea party, laced his beef cutlet with something funky and watched him devour it like a
dirty, old man sitting at a playground in the hot sun who had just spotted the street meat vendor. Watch out for
the knives!
