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Come stay at my place for the night. He heard it, yet knowing it wasn't innocent he
called the cops, who immediately ran him in, claiming that he was guilty of
not covering his tracks. He woulda got away with it Scot Free too if he only did the following in this order.
Tomatoes. Lima beans. Chicken. But no, the idiot Andy found time to spill the
drink all over my new hand woven rug. I suppose I was asking for it, in a way- who puts that kind of thing out when a total menace is due to come over? I had to hide all my valuables
in my pants. That is ironic because my valuables were already there.
