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My favorite cake recipe calls for one cup of
chicken soup. It's very good for the soul apparently. Your soul, not the chicken's of course, because the chicken
is usually for eating, and not for humping.
But then again that's what they said about carrots, cucumbers, and all manner of wonderfully pointy vegetables. But they taught us in health class that
health is actually overrated and death has been overstated.
Though I'd still rather you put that hunting knife down.......AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!
