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Sitting in the pub last night, i light a cirgerette, and in runs a policeman screaming "I can't find my doughnut!!! Have you seen it?! Well, have you?!" I always say no, but he just keeps on screaming and then, he tries to cut his mustach. I said No! No! Don't you ever cut that furry little bush of pubic hair. Every time I go down, it's like eating a fuzzy gorilla salad. And trust me, no-one wants that on prom night! So best get out the wax and razors and give it a good old push, cos they were pretty much sure thats what she needed in life. Just that extra push to take her the extra mile, not knowing that the push might just have been too hard
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595865142 723050289 I'm sure he got arrested after that! Tue, 02 Oct 07 03:07:36 AM
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