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It was his lucky day! A radio quiz, some inspired guess work and an old issue of Razzle! He had won the top prize! The entire back catalogue of Daniel O'Donnell... where on earth was he going to keep it?
The answer simply was NO! its was wrong - just plain wrong - and unchristian. He was more accusomed to
to picking the tagnuts from his arse hole
which the blind leper proudly picked up and added to his collection. At home, the leper peeled another couple of toes off, and used one to pick his nose. Thus aroused, he
advanced on his conquest... playing on his tuba that most romantic of songs; Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Sirus. It worked a treat, her knickers were off in moments and with one last blast of his love tube he
grabbed the nearest bucket and made sure it was full to the brim
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