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I'm in front of my computer, knowing that I should prepare my class for tomorow, but I keep
all of my cash savings under the mattress. That's smart, ya see - the thieves will never think to look there. Unless they're after a stash of magazine you're trying to hide from your mum. Dammit, better move those too. I thought a good place would be
on the beach with
a hip hoppopotamus whose lyrics were bottomless
and whose bottoms weren't worth composing a song to. The hoppopotamus then hopped towards
the gay bar where he was refused entry because his shirt had too many buttons, the hip hopopotamus was irate at this and proceeded to shit on the gay bouncers shoes, he was subsequently arrested for lude conduct.
