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Once upon a time there was
this fish named Fishy. Fishy fell in love with a little mermaid. Her father
ate a whole roasted chicken in one sitting and got the grease all over his face and in his mustache. He called to the maid for some
advice. 'Never wash a wok' she suggested, 'don't give a flea circus to a 4 year old, and refrain from waking an ex-SAS man". "Anything positive?" I asked. She just smiled and
bared her breasts. I was horrified, they were like spaniel's ears
flubbering around down near her kneecaps. However, scientists had a look and discovered the secret of perpetual motion which eventually made the car extinct, much to the delight of the green-nazis.
