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The woman walked into the clothing store and headed straight for
the nearest helicopter. Today is a 600 foot bungy day. On exiting the helicopter everyone will hear the call: "
A-WEE-WAH-WOO-WAH!!!" which is the mating call of men who come from Leicester
are usually partial to the odd kebab. They particularly love them off the pavement when drunk on a Friday and Saturday night. Still, that's not as bad as
getting your hand stuck in a meat grinder. Now that sucks some balls right there. So be careful around
fire, it hurts like a bitch.
