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I've been to paradise but I've never been to
a novelty shop before, so when I asked the clerk for some hot
tamales. The clerk had none and I was sad, for I like hot tamales with
a spicy chipotle sauce gently drizzled over, then garnished with
some freshly-plucked pubes and topped with a lovely
sprinkling of orange zest and lemon zeal.
