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One day, at the opera, I needed to go to the bathroom so much I decided to
swing on the first Tarzan rope I could find. Coming to the gym was such a relief. There, I could jump on a trampoline, do cartwheels on a mat, and
spun into a flying roundhouse kick, smacking Mrs. Timble in the forehead. The headmaster wasn't impressed, and forced me to
stand on my head. A couple of farts later and away we went to
California. I wanted to go there and see
a taping of "Deal or no Deal." After all, its the american dream.
