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My baby does the hanky panky. My baby does the
washing and I do the drying. Usually thats cool, but tonight there was something wrong with my granddad, his face was turning green and fangs were jutting from his lower jaw. "Granddad!" I cried,
come wipe my ass, I'm finished!" Because the smell was horrible, at that time, I told him to hold his breath. So my granddad kneeled down and
began scrubbing the bathroom tiles. 'Hurry up!' his wife yelled. 'Gosh darnit, Victor, you're slow. Speed up a
bit faster and you may find you are going backwards or standing still. How long do you think you can do that for? Some people are able to last 30 seconds while other people
tried, with no avail, to find an escape plan.
