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I was walking down the road minding my own business when suddenly
I exploded. It was gross. Blood and guts everywhere. Then, this old lady walked by and said
"you sicken me. you really do," and then walked off in a hurry. They then chased her, cornering her and then pulled out a
guitar and started taking requests. The music was so sweet, making everyone
cry salty tears. Sweet, salty tears that I mix in my cauldron. If I add just the right amount, I get a potion to
increase the size of my pecker so I can fuck you til you fart.
