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This may be difficult for you to understand, but the Sentence Game is
highly toxic and can cause erectile disfunction in most men and some women. My Uncle Ted was a victim of this evil side effect and now he has to
resort to eating a plate of rotten pickles for no apparent reason. His friend then said
that he would meet him at the train station at midnight. At midnight, he arrived at the station and
started shouting and jumping up and down on the tables pretending to be ice cream or something- it was quite mortifying. Suddenly
I realized that I wasn't dreaming. I was actually standing in front of my 200 person chemistry class, naked, covered in melted velveeta cheese, singing the national anthem. Well, if I was mortified before, I'm even more so now...
