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The Cat in the Hat is
pregnant! Who could have knocked him up? I'll bet it was
just another one of those tricks he likes playing with. What's wrong with him?? Anyway, i decided to
grab an axe and chop some wood for the fire. Unfortunately, I mistook this one lady for a tree. I knew I had to think fast so I
had time to do other things. Time is money, and money is
a fabulous garnish for French onion soup.
