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Well, my oh my, what have we here?
So, little brother, it seems you've been stealing my underthings again. Your punishment will be
to star in a remake of "The Goonies" but with adults. It will be pointless and depressing, and only serve to remind you that
crime doesn't pay, but prostitution does. I know a prostitute who used to
play with ouiji boards and the occasional game of chess. Yes, she was a world champion. But she prefered her life of prostitution than a life of
waitressing. Really, waitressing is horrible.
