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There once was a young lady named Patience. She absolutely loved to
rape small defenseless rodents like hamsters. To do this she'd use a
rubber chicken which had been marinated in
cat sick and battery acid.
Which is of course, how my old Aunt Zelda always made her famous stew. If only other people actually KNEW what was in
the carpet. It was an infestation of fleas. And no matter how hard she tried, she could not give it away. This was because nobody wanted it.
