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Clams are my least favorite food in the world because they taste like
old socks and ass juice. You know, like when it gets all sweaty back there and all you can smell is an ass? Yeah, that sweaty stuff that forms in your crack is called ass juice. Not nice eh? Well,
try drinking your own urine after pissing it up for 72 hours and waking up in the Nevada Desert. Now that's
a freaking hot place! The heat from the ground just steams up, making me
throw up.
He held his head back and suddenly a HUGE projective vomit came rupturing forth, making his classmates scatter screaming as chunks of lunch rained down upon them.
