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It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a man of independent means and wearing a prosthetic limb is in want of a
good kicking. Few people in life aren't, you know! Take Jeremy Clarkson. Now there's a man who deserves to be
hugged and kissed by another man. And that one must be
santa clause in red pants with his snowy girlfriend
who had frosted panties hanging out. She was quite the sight with her
shaved head and skull tattooes that covered her face. Not to mention the tentacles she had for arms, and her wooden leg.
