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Abel grew up on a hardscrabble farm in Texas. Bookish, never really fitting in with his rural surroundings
This was not as effective as he would have hoped because of the giant rainbow umbrella that he always carried with him. He told people it was because
as a child, her parents had made her kill chickens at sunset with a rusty blade. The sight of headless chicken running across the yard still haunted her memories. Who wouldn't be scared by the sight of a
skydiver falling to earth without a
parachute. That sucks because it sort of hurts when you hit the ground. Unless you land in water, thats fun. But always take one in case
the flying monkeys are planning to attack on that particular day.
