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My favorite TV show is MASH because I like to watch doctors perform
open-mouthed surgery. Not the patient being open-mouthed... that'd be the surgeons. I love to see them
little fishies swim in the boiling hot water. They don't swim very long. I dipped some saltine crackers in the
bowl of chili
with sour cream and raisins. Yes, I put raisins on my chili. Got a problem with that? It all started when
I was fifteen. I haven't been able to use the telephone since, which has caused me to be socially crippled and very depressed.
