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She was beautiful, with a gentle smile on her face, angelic glow on her forehead, twinkling and deep green eyes, small red ears – it appeared that an extreme beauty had landed on earth from some far away universe unknown to mankind, but still something
I'd rather not do. It's tough being a middle aged man because the young
would soon be eaten by their mothers. That was just the way things were in that culture. The Discovery Channel did a special on it. It won three
prizes, each worst than the last. The first prize truly was the worst ever- it was
green and foul-smelling. It reminded me of my Aunt Gertie who used to
play with herself while watching Wheel of Fortune. Never quite got the turn on...
