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I trained monkeys to
fight for America. That's right. Good ol U.S. of A. And I'll be
B. You can be C. I'll hire in some people to be D and E. Then we can play the Alphabet Game! The rules are very simple. To play, you just
grab yourself a sex toy of any description, lube it up with any lubricant of your choice and insert it into
the seat cushion. Now I know what you are thinking, and no
way am i wearing that rubber gimp mask, you can go and get fucked by a camel motherfucker.
