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If I had a million dollars, I would quit my job and
live as a hermit in the woods, with nothing but a wood stove and my pet
rooster. His name is Tim and, unfortunately, he has homicidal tendencies. He once attacked a
young girl, but we don't talk about that. Every suave young man has I am sure, at one time in their lives, attacked a young girl- and so this would seem to be quite normal, healthy behaviour. I myself once
bashed the bishop. He didn't like it, he was busy molesting a choirboy again. The damned perv. I gave him a swift kick in the
soccer field, scoring the winning goal. Then we went out for pizza and banana splits to celebrate.
