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Dr. Phil is totally capitalizing on Britney Spears. I think it would be funny if Dr. Phil and Chris Crocker (the "Leave Britney Alone" guy) fought to the death in a pile of
burning leaves. They painted her hands red and
ass blue. It said so in Cosmo. All the women were doing it. She even went and pierced her
labia. It sure hurt, worse even than the time
I couldnt get my thong out of the crack of my ass without anyone noticing. I tried to pick at it without anyone noticing, but finally gave up and dug into my
giant hot fudge sundae. However, upon taking the first bite, I realized that it wasn't hot fudge covering my sundae, but rather, diarrhea! Oh well, I shrugged, and continued eating.
