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Once upon a time, there lived a princess who had the longest
hair: it must have been Rapunzel. the prince really should rescue her from the tower already. all i ever hear from her is
I want a hamburger. I want a sweater. I want a bikini. I want a dog. I want a new blanket. I want a new car. I want
a chauffer to drive, while i ride naked in the back with my genitals blowing out the window, is that too much to ask?!" Grandad was stubborn. I remember at christmas Gramps
kicked the shit out of us. He was nearly 70 and yet he was still quite tasty in a fight, especially against his grandchildren. We always looked forward to the day
when everything would be set right with the world. Until then I will just be the best person I can be and wait for something to happen.
