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You know, i'm really into this 'Stop Global Warming and Save the World' business. I've stopped driving my car and stopped wasting my
precious time. Which was relieving. I couldn't stand that man and his dry puns. He always gave me
M & Ms after church. I prefer Reese's Pieces in my Halloween
costume. Which is odd, because I refuse to celebrate something I've come to believe is the work of Satan -- Halloween --
I celebrate Reformation Day on October 31. It's also the day Nevada became a
horrible place to live. It ended up being filled with dead beetles, rotten eggs, and disgusting unidentifyable polyps.
