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"Will you marry me?" Fred asked, down on one knee, looking up at his beloved. Carla smiled and said
with her eyes: "can you see what I'm saying?"
"No... I am trying to see how many fingers you are holding in front of my face," not knowing I am legally blind. He thought that the guide dog I had with me was a
handkerchief, a pack of cards, and a one way ticket to
Guam. Why would anyone want to go to Guam? Guam is a nice place
for a honeymoon. Try it the next time you get married.
