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Dig deep you maggots, i've got, i mean the church has got a new pool, erm i mean poolpit, to build, Said the vicar
"build my new empire of super churches!! With one church within 3 metres away from each other, we aer sure to revert many people into our faith!!" and laughed giddily.
But then the vicar, who should have known better,
befor he decided to pluck up his courage and
propose to her. She looked wistfully out the window, dreaming of how drab and dreary her life had become, that it should come to this. At long last, she said "No!"
and then took a breath before finishing her thoughts, "I will *not* dress up as Hitler and pole dance to Wagner." before leaving the room in a huff.
