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In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God and of God. The exact Word we're looking for is:
onions. I love eating onions. I love the smell, and the bad breath it gives me. The name also makes me feel excited. This was the word we should look for as this would mean
the end of civilisation as we know it. Maybe that would be a good thing, we've come to far to turn
back. He panicked and ran into the darkness, where he
fumbled for his spoon, lighter and rusty syringe. "Aahhhhhhh" he sighed, as the delicious junk filled his veins
and then the phone rang. 'Hello', he asked, then the voice on the other end informed him that he was a lawyer representing the estate of William Burroughs which would sue him if he continued this blatant plagarism. This was a downer.
