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Superman and Batman should totally get together and
get baked, man. Toasted, stoned, roasted and thoroughly wasted. Frankly, I don't need drugs to make me boring,
but bored I was not,my friend had popped in some magic mushrooms in my tea for a larf,& within an hour I was hallucinating
and screaming in terror at the sight of the praying mantis with John Travolta's head that stood before me. To my utter shock, he
kicked me after he stood on a load dog turd, which covered me in a lot of dirty muck. This was serious. I had to think of something nasty to do to him. So i went up to him and
said "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
