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This may sound strange, but I enjoy furniture. Couches, chairs, beds,
buffet tables, you name it! I've done it on all of them. And, last June, I even did it on a
pool table once. It was fine for the first half hour, but I ended up with chalk in the oddest places, and a rash from the felt
which could only be cured by
regular dosing with a fictitious but very expensive medication called Havidol, which
can cause stroke, heart attack and cross-dressing.
