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Funny how life can unfold. Don't you think? I bet when you woke up this morning you never thought that
you'd be burnt at the stake like Jeanne D'Arc. Here's how
: all i need to do is mix my hair into a pot of sour goats cream and hey presto! i'm looking kind of like a
soiled nappy (aka diaper). One needs to consider carefully the time of day when deciding which English term to use in a given situation, weighing up whether there are more Brits or Aussies or Yanks online. Anyhow, it didn't look good,
but I was drunk, so I wasn't picky. What a night we had together! In the morning, I
went into the bathroom for my morning crap and cigar, only to find that my cat had drowned himself in the toilet. Guess he was sick of seeing the photo slideshows from my vacations.
