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I am Lord Pragmy - Warlord of the underworld, the immortal saviour of the baked beans. Centuries ago, i made a deal with Satan that if I could have anything I wanted in this life, he could have my soul in the next. Little did I know, that Johnny would be stood there staring, he roamed my body with his eyes, until I finally became so annoyed that I stuck my fingers into his eyeballs, hearing the pleasant squishing sound covered by his screams of pleasure. The climax he experienced was the most intense he'd ever felt. It was so powerful, it made him speak in tongues.
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506650345 20011299 Ah ha ha I love this one. He orgasmed from having his eyeballs squished out, causing him to speak in tongues. Good stuff! Sat, 06 Oct 07 03:16:04 PM
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