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Not everything in life is funny, even in hindsight. Let me tell you a story that'll break your heart:
Bambi the deer has just fallen in love with
a small, strangely shaped potato, wizened and resembling of all things, an old lady, and a
baby in a stroller. There was a violin case in the stroller. I am sure that had a small machine gun in it. Melvin Purvis was standing nearby. Pretty Boy Floyd
gripped his leather jacket and spat in disgust. "You disgust me" he said in an indifferent voice. He
suddenly died of a heart attack in the lap of an old man. It was a tragic ending, although we didn't know he was dead.
