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What is this? It's red. It's striped. It's big. It's portable. It's something your mother uses to give your sister a bath. It's something your father uses
in order to get closer to God. Or so he believes;
I always thought he was a nonpracticing Jew. I watched him eat pork chops once. He drank milk with
his airak and airak with his milk. Nothing much else available to Ghengis Khan out on the mongol steppes in those days. Sounds horrid
that Mollie would actually go for fried frog legs. But she said they were not
tostadas and I had to agree. If they were I think I would have gone crazy. I may still will just have to wait and see.
