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"Aaaargh", she screamed. This was because
she was a spolit brat and I swear she just loved the sound of her own
wheezing lungs, which got filled with tiny shards of glass in an industrial accident many years ago. This has meant that
jims forehead was swollen and much larger than any normal forehead. People
eat cucumbers, and some people eat pickles.
And so ends today's lesson. Remember that. Pickles. PICKLES. Slags.
