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I was at the john when
A turkey Vulture opened the door!
I said to him "ahhhh" and he screamed back ina tune much like Brad Pit.
They call him Pit because he comes from the pit of hell, where
fiery demons torment their captives with pitchforks and nasal little insults. People who suffer this fate
usually die horribly and rarely prosper, the exception to the rule being Bingo McSwayth, who suffered the fate, lived, wrote a best seller and retired to Swindon on the proceeds.
