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Three lousy shillings. Only three shillings, and tuppence in change, was all
that was needed to pay for the prostitute, so we all lined up to get a blowjob
on my bagpipes. There seems to be a piece of bubblegum stuck in my bagpipes, and I need you to blow on it to
ensure a steady temperature was maintained at all time, so things could tick along normally and nothing important fell off. That would be awful. Meanwhile, in Rotherham, South Yorkshire,
peepuw wah stiww tawkin' aw nawthy-type, yeh?
His mom slapped him upside the head which caused him to spat out the huge wad of bubble gum he was chewing, and he was once again able to talk normally. Yay MOM!!
