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When I grow up, I want to be a famous author. I'll write a story about
feta cheese, spoons and asthmatic donkeys. The donkeys in this story are
merely a convenient plot device, by which to introduce our hero:
The Human Dishmop, and his trusty sidekick, Wallpaper Paste Boy. Not the most exciting superheroes, admittedly, but handy round the home. Our heroes work by day as
Early Childhood Educators. To be honest, the patience required to deal with all those young children all day long surpassed that needed to be a superhero. Day in and day out they
played a trombone filled with treacle, that made such a queer noise the neighbours complained, and they were sent to Guantanamo Bay. They have never been seen again. Let that be a lesson to you all. Good night.
