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Genghis Khan. Ivan the Terrible. Margaret Thatcher. All evil figures from history. But not every historical figure was evil. The least evil historical figure is
Elmo from Sesame St. Well, perhaps not a historical figure, strictly speaking, but everyone loves Elmo. No evil deeds
have ever been partaken by this fine fellow, except his part in the death of OJ Simpson's wife, of course, which everyone has forgotten about. After all, he was high on
crack cocaine. Which made him act entirely different and caused wild
animals to shed bitter tears of sadness, which ran down the beasts' sad faces like waterfalls of pain. This state of affairs led to
the invasion of Peru. Why Peru noone knew, but people thought it might have something to do with the recent discovery of billions of barrels of oil reserves under the Andes.
