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There once was a magical flying
tortoise called James... he was 207 years old and he had a big
stick which he used to beat rowdy hobos. Once, a beautiful girl, named Gloria, tried to stop him, but he took one look at her and
pissed himself he had never saw summat as funny as
a dog chewing its own balls. I never thought that i would
fly to the moon, let alone on a donkey's back. Yes, a flying donkey. It had gigantic bat wings, and if you don't believe me, well...that's all I can tell you.
