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One Christmas, I recieved a pet goldfish. I named him Happy and together, we
danced the macarena, hoping that someone would throw us a pound or two, just because we were
being greedy. One should have been enough,
but greed runs rampant in our society. Fortunately, greedy people get what they deserve. The punishment consists of
having to listen to the spice girls at infinitum while making love to Arnold Schwartznegger and Sharon Osbourne at the same time as playing nintendogs with a group of 11 yr old girls. The only thing worse is
having a big wart on your nose or a massive mole with hairs growing out of it!
