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Lulu Looroll,was not the usual forensic detective..She smoked like a chimney & was partial to the odd tipple.She had been woken up in the early hours of the morning.There had been a murder.She lit a
joss stick. She thought it would add a Bohemian air to proceedings, and also cover the stench of death. Suddenly in walked the chief suspect:
Choking on the cloud of smoke billowing around her apartment He choked..'Lulu, there has been a gruesome murder,u must come & check out some DNA"
. Not deoxyrhyboneuclic acid. Oh no. This DNA stands for Donut Napkin Appliance. It's a machine to catch the jam and sugar while you eat a donut, which is useful for
any cop that has nothing better to do than sit in his patrol car dunking it into his coffee when he is meant to be doing this major stake out....thankfully he had a good track record at what he did....cops are not always what you think they are...aaaah
I stubbed my bloody toe and now people will die because of it
